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armac – don’t call me lyrics

[verse 1]
met a kid with a shirt of a band
he didn’t sew it, so i laughed at him
i’d heard of the band, so i glared at him
he called me bro, so i hate him

[verse 2]
met a guy who worked at a bar
he looked so cliche, so i laughed at him
he checked my id, so i glared at him
he didn’t have pabst, so i hate him

[chorus]
no friends in the gaze of my horn-rimmed gl-sses
my ironic mustache is filled with my pipe’s ashes
look at anyone else, they’re the sheep; they’re the fool
don’t call me a hipster because that’s what “cool”

[verse 3]
met a jock he’s a millionaire
he went to public school, so i laughed at him
his girlfriend is famous, so i glared at him
he’s ten times my size, so i hate him

[verse 4]
met the girl of my dreams
she liked obscure bands, so i fell for her
she avoided trends, so i fell for her
but she was prom queen, so i hated her

[bridge]
i listen to jazz (ironically)
i voted for nader (ironically)
i named my kid “lunchbox” (ironically)
i majored in math, (ironically)
i work for the man, (ironically)
i covered “i’m too sexy”, (ironically)
my ringtone is green day, (ironically)
i’m a scientologist, (ironically)
i speak twelve words of french, (ironically)
i failed the sat, (ironically)
i cut off my toe (ironically)
i’m the least ironic person. (true irony.)

[verse 5]
met a world renowned physicist
his beard was trimmed, so i laughed at him
his theories were accepted, so i glared at him
he was getting accolades, so i hate him

[verse 6]
met the best musician in the world
his lyrics were g*nius, so i admired him
his voice was flawless, so i treasured him
the music was perfect (got a10 on pitchfork)
he brightens my life
and everyone else’s too
he’s popular as f-ck
so i have no choice, and i’m better than you!
because i hate him

- armac lyrics

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