fimflampilosophy – rainbow fun factory lyrics
[verse 1]
[rainbow dash]
you will be turned into rainbows
everyone will be so happy
you’ll be gone but that’s okay, though
hey cheer up
it’s not that cr-ppy
if you asume your lifegoal
to convert into a rainbow
you’d dare not be dissapointed
once i stuff you into this hole
this is where we take your taxes
where we make the weather wanted
we’re not chemists
so don’t ask us
how this method got so vaunted
this job does not need a degree
that is how they got stuck with me
i need this for healthcare, you see
so i can afford therapy
[surprise,spoken]
meng, there is a good reason
but that don’t tell them nothing
[rainbow dash, spoken]
what do you mean
i need the friggin’ health benefits
[surprise,spoken]
that’s it?
what about the history?
[rainbow dash, spoken]
the history is that i can’t go back to eleven twenty-five an hour
because i ate too much fast food and it’s really hard to pay my bills
okay, i’ll admit that they say you should do it for the love of the job and not for the money, but the economy is really rough right now and this is the best i could get
[surprise,spoken]
you know what?
forget you
i’m going to explain it losino style
listen up kids
[verse 2]
[surprise]
let’s go back to a thousand years ago
everything you know is owned by celestia
the tiny blade of gr-ss that fed on the sun
the tiny gr-sshopper that fed on the gr-ss
the snake in the gr-ss that fed on the gr-sshopper
and the holy evil government owned by celestia
all things trod beneath an iron hoof
united, provided, divided by celestia
all hailed humbly to the mighty god
until one day
then….came…the….war
nightmare moon
swept from the sky
lasers from her eyes
and t–th like knives!
the power of our god
was simply not enough…to overcome…her sister!
the one had sacrificed
a piece of her mind
to the dark gods
for deeds unkind!
hope seemed lost
until the time
that celestia…developed…a plan
pitch one power
to retain the rest!
sacrifice in turn
was the gist
with so many
what was one?
this foul war
must be done
it must be something
she could do without
a superfluous power
she could leave out
she purveyed them all
and made her decision
she rested her choice
her prismatic precision
no more rainbows
was her decree!
equestria’s ponies
would pay this fee!
but petty politics
sought another route!
the electorate
could not do without!
so the duty fell to the pegasi
and when they found the solution
they began to cry
oh… no!
we can’t procure pigments
without grinding our youth
into a fine mist of color
and that is the truth!
but our pleas for reprieve
fell upon deaf ears!
and the exit polls
showed our greatest fears!
we must make rainbows
there wasn’t a choice!
the boneheads and mud ponies
smothered our voice!
and so….
we built….
a machine….
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