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lil richie – elf lyrics

[intro: lil richie]
yo, yo, yo, yo yo, ha!
lil richie, b-tch, ay!
january 3rd
yo, timestamp that sh-t
ha! yo, yo, okay, yo

[chorus: lil richie]
yo d-ck be short like an elf, uh-huh
my d-ck can reach the top shelf, uh-huh
i don’t give a f-ck who i’m with, uh-huh
as long as someone’s taking off my belt, uh-huh
yo d-ck be short like an elf, uh-huh
my d-ck can reach the top shelf, uh-huh
i don’t give a f-ck who i’m f-ckin, uh-huh
whether it’s yo sister or yo milf, uh-huh

[verse 1: lil richie]
i got a hormone monster cause my b-tch, she got that big mouth
yo b-tch smell like fish cause she lookin like a big trout
b-tch, call me chris brown, b-tch, look at me now
all yo b-tches f-ckin with lil richie now
“let me suck your d-ck! richie, let me suck your d-ck!”
if you cannot f-ck with the clique, get off me b-tch, you make me sick
you s-xy little simpleton, i’ll slither you like slytherin
i’ll make her say my name if she got a speech impediment
“wichie, wichie,” “yeah, yeah, baby?”
“put it in my mouth, babe, yo d-ck be lookin tasty”
frosting on this girl’s face, lookin like a pastry
i know that she loves me, but all her friends hate me
i don’t even know her name, is it amy or jamie
lee curtis? lorraine, oh maybe
or maybe jermaine, man my d-ck goin crazy
“baby, i’m sh-tting!” “well that’s okay, b”
hey mister, i might have a threesome with your sisters
if you want her back then you better come and get her
but she won’t be the same when you get her
when you get her
hey mista, imma eat them out like they a pizza
they so good, i’ll never ask em for a refund
i can always come to them for a free f-ck
for a free f-ck

[outro: lil richie]
yo, yo, yo ha!
okay!
water, ah!
did this sh-t in one take, hah!
f-ck you, b-tch
ya
pull up in a whip
i don’t give a sh-t
f-ckin on yo b-tch
sh-ttin on my d-ck, haha
ya ya ya, ya ya
ya ya ya
ya ya ya ya ya
ya ya ya
f-cked that up, haha
yo, busta rhymes the real og, bro
like bro, have you heard f-ckin look at me now?
sh-t go hard, bro
woo hah is also pretty good
that’s a pretty good song
um…everything remain raw is also a good song
bro, listen to busta rhymes, bro
if you ain’t listenin to busta rhymes, who the f-ck you listening to?
drake?
you’re probably listening to drake
this probably in some playlist and like drake’s gonna come right after it, ain’t it?
like, what the f-ck?
like, who the f-ck listens to drake?
white b-tches?

- lil richie lyrics

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