/v/ the musical – (at least you’re not) anthony burch lyrics
[verse 1]
lurk on 4chan all the day
convince yourself that traps aren’t g-y
prefer to play in 30 fps
tell the internet your home address
[chorus]
it could be worse
at least you’re not anthony burch
it could be wor-or-orse
at least you’re not anthony burch
[verse 2]
ask /g/ for some tech advice
think postin’ vidya would be nice
get told that you should die
have your computer seized by the fbi
[chorus]
it could be worse
at least you’re not anthony burch
it could be wor-or-orse
at least you’re not anthony burch
[verse 3]
give a guy on steam your p-ssword key
download lostboy dot e-x-e
be twenty two and stuck in high school
have your full name be christopher poole
[chorus]
it could be worse
at least you’re not anthony burch
it could be wor-or-orse
at least you’re not anthony burch
[verse 4]
think that /pol/ is intelligent
end up completely irrelevant
buy stuff in free-to-play games
“hey! i should really post with a name!”
[chorus]
it could be worse
at least you’re not anthony burch
it could be wor-or-orse
at least you’re not anthony burch
[verse 5]
get stuck at a dead-end job in a cubicle
waste your time on sh-t like /v/ the musical
be the head writer for a game studio
“enjoy” an “open relationship” with your wife
end up divorced with her taking your wii u
they don’t rhyme, but if those things apply…
[chorus]
you might be anthony burch
you might be anthony burch
you might be anthony burch
at least you’re not
at least you’re not anthony burch
[spoken-word outro]
if you’re ever feeling sad, just remember: at least you’re not anthony burch
a message from /v/ the musical
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